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coolgirlfriend:

sharonosbourne:

byrante:

t1r3dofyourbullsh1t:

there are reasons you don’t do the harlem shake

This is the only good harlem shake video on the internet

iM GONNA PISS

WHAT THE FUCK

lolzpicx:

Do not disturb!

lolzpicx:

Do not disturb!

nikaalexandra:

quick fuckin doodle of everything that pisses me off about tumblr and the number one reason i wanna go on hiatus

queendread:

I don’t understand the USA, all your roads are straight and all your cities look like they were planned using Excel.

Everyone knows the only way to build a city is to wait until a bunch of tiny villages merge together over centuries and create a sprawling clusterfuck of winding roads that make no sense and have no street signs and are impossible to navigate unless you’ve lived there all your life.

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cut-up-and-half-dead:

It’s actually so true

cut-up-and-half-dead:

It’s actually so true

defranco:

For the Ladies.

octopenis:

An Atheist and a Christian sit down at a bar. They both knock back a few drinks and enjoy each others company because they aren’t pretentious assholes.

comedycentral:

On last night’s Colbert Report, Stephen and Carey Mulligan followed a butterfly in the sky. Take a look. It’s in a book.